Downstairs the smelliesty dorm belongs to the Body Noises Boys aka Billy, James, Jarod, Jack, Oliver and Ryan B who have two categories of farting competitions: real and artificial. I believe last night's outright competition was won by Oliver but no way was I entering the room to congratulate him. Meanwhile upstairs the Owls have the scent of Eau de Smelly Feet: needless to say no one is owning up to who has rights to the production line but you parents might have some sneaky ideas, choose from: Emma, Freya, Kaci, Lizzie, Annabelle, Kama, Yasmin, Kira, Megan H, Milly, Scarlett, Beth. On the subject of feet, Milly and Yasmin have the same trainers, neither of them have a clue as to the size of their feet unlike the rest of the kids when I conducted a random straw poll, every other child immediately knew their shoe size. But to continue the tale, so Milly dons a pair of shoes and disappears off this morning onto the field to play, failing to notice that they were a size larger than the ones she actually brought. Yasmin is left in the dorm unable to fit her size fours into the size threes left behind.
Kieran has discovered a passion for collecting flints, Richard has told him that there is no way he can take half of Norfolk back through customs so he's going to have to make some hard choices from his collection on Friday.
Tia was serenaded by her dorm this morning as it is her birthday. There is a lot of french being spoken in that dorm as we have nicknamed Lizzie as 'Ooh La La Lizzie' as a result of her headgear. In think London Fashion Week might move to Kingswood thio week, look out for pictures of the photo shoot.
Gotta go, breakfast calls.
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